Dad brains aren’t admire regular brains.
This dad who used to be immediate a corn skewer, so he long-established one out of a pen cap.
This dad who came upon a non-succor-breaking technique to give his shrimp one a grab on the tricycle.
And this dad who got a nap by titillating his young folks to blueprint him sleeping.
This dad who — when his shrimp one acknowledged they did not favor to eat chicken and noodles — build them collectively to form shrimp chicken tacos…which his shrimp one DID wish to eat.
This dad who tethered the family remotes to the coffee desk so they would not accept lost.
This dad who figured out form his unwell kiddo thinking about drinking Pedialyte.
This dad who came upon a arrangement to love a flash frigid his kiddo’s meals within the auto.
This dad who did not belief his young folks to play with valid money, so he created “daddy dollars.”
This dad who came upon a arrangement to form his shrimp one’s noisy toys moral a tad less noisy.
And this dad who turned a frozen pepperoni pizza into a cheese pizza for his shrimp one (and a large-time pepperoni lover’s pizza for himself).
This dad who got right here up with the final deterrent to touching the thermostat.
This dad who realized toddler sneakers form unbelievable drink holders.
And this dad who sneaked his final sangria out of a cafe in his shrimp one’s cup.
This dad who old a fried potato to accept his shrimp one to eat peas.
This dad who kept his young folks busy for hours with this suave “assemble not upend the egg!” impediment direction.
This dad who used to be out of Band-Aids, so he old a diaper in a pinch.
And this dad who came upon the final technique to pause folks from stealing his coffee creamer at work.
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